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Syd. Honolulu/Denver. Mediocre college student. History, Art, Music, Travel, Superheros.

Anonymous said: I want to die

blendedofficial:

Great question!

BLENDED stars Funnyman Adam Sandler and America’s Sweetheart Drew Barrymore! It hits theaters nationwide May 23!


COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

person: but what if your parents had aborted YOU
me: well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made

babygoatsandfriends:

another-side-o-me:

Meet Clyde…

omfg

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dauntlesshadowhunterravenclaw:

TACO NEEDS TO KEEP HIS LITTLE MOUTH SHUT 

tonystarks:

escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins

thegetty:

On this day in history, the cornerstone of the United States Capitol was laid by George Washington in 1793.

Since then, the Capitol has been rebuilt and expanded dramatically (by no less than four different architects).

This daguerreotype is from a trio of images by John Plumbe, Jr. that form the first photographic record of the site.

The United States Capitol, 1846, John Plumbe, Jr. J. Paul Getty Museum. 

Fun fact: the cornerstone was laid according to Masonic tradition and has not been seen/found since

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approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone