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Syd. Honolulu/Denver. Mediocre college student. History, Art, Music, Travel, Superheros.

nebulasnovasandnightsky:

look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to

pussylipgloss:

tbh……the whole ‘don’t look at my man’ thing…..it’s…….sf true honestly don’t look at my man ho

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

crunchbuttsteak:

have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?

agentturner:

PLEASE STOP CASTING Benedict Cumberbatch as Martian Manhunter 2K14 

ironicdavestrider:

You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

ironicdavestrider:

You know if Arizonans actually had proper sex education maybe this wouldn’t have happened.

mrskittyforman:

if you ever see me reblog something as a link please dont judge me im sorry im probably on mobile and didnt mean it

dogshaming:

fish shaming [x]

jediviking:

And they call aquaman lame

kahomo:

when ur absent from school and you ask the teacher to explain something and they just say ‘well you should have been here’

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chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

chromeofficial:

what do u call a backstabbing grocer

traitor joe

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